Boating 2009, "waves of jay"?

I'm not sure why I get such a kick out of fractured marketing copy, but I do. And I want to honor the energetic entrepreneur who's been trying hard to advertise the Mumbai Yacht Club via Panbo comments (even if I haven't let them go up). To "The Ownership Economic entails endless technical tensions of Man-management-n- Maintenance, Berthing, etc..." could we not add interfacing NMEA 2000 and 0183, making marine WiFi work, etc., etc.? And if I ever get back to the southwest coast of India, which I'd truly love to do, I might actually try to rent one of the "club's" yachts...
Therein is my deep thought of the day. Personally, boating is giving me many "waves of jay" these days, even the "technical tensions" part. But I'm getting a little queasy about the state of the recreational marine business, and the world in general. Maybe it's the weird lack of cruisers in my home harbor (which admittedly has a strong weather component), or maybe it was my first visit to Nantucket -- talk about "elegant Hi-lifestyles & cocooned Comforts"! -- but I'm wondering if some big wake is about to rock our boat?

A bit harsh and elitist Ben! Jay is clearly visible on the upper deck lounge waiting for waves to spread on him...
But I assure you that the joys of boating are still attainable by the cocoon-less everywhere. Even in my neighborhood, where there are damn few oysters to live in, we can "Call-n-Conclude to Cutting-edge advantage, Confidential Corporate Conference!" with just a cell phone and a bookie!